Keep It Real

My name's Mickey, I like vodka and 5SOS

nic0tine-kisses:

this is a disgusting photo but I don’t even care
this is from my trek across the beach with my camera etc etc
the background is pretty okay

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

But how the hell do you expect me to fall asleep when my pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.  (via sassafrasy)

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina


puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly


lah-disputes:

If I talk too you first or start the conversation chances are I’ve spent at least 1 hour contemplating whether I should or not


bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh)